1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,840 The adventures of Superboy and his super 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,800 dog, Krypto. Exciting stories of Superman 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,800 when he was a boy who, as young Clark 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,760 Kent, devotes his superpowers to the 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,960 prevention of crime and the preservation 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,320 of peace for all mankind. 7 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:19,120 Superboy. 8 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,000 This is the estate of Sad Sam Hummel, 9 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,800 Smallville's wealthiest citizen. Wonder 10 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,520 why he's called Sad Sam?Just 11 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:32,000 watch. 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,640 Stop wasting my time. You call 13 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,280 yourselves clowns?You couldn't make me 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,280 laugh if you tickled my feet with a 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,440 feather. But don't feel bad. 16 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,360 Better men than you've tried and 17 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,200 failed. I'm afraid no one can 18 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,080 make me laugh except... maybe. 19 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,600 AhHere he comes now. 20 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,920 So you've accepted my challenge, 21 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,600 Superboy. How can I resist, Mr. Hummel? 22 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,760 It's worth millions to the Smallville 23 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,240 orphanage. Very well. You've already 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,200 heard the conditions. Just once before 25 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,680 my life is over, I want to know how it 26 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,640 feels to laugh. If any man 27 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,520 can bring me laughter... I'll bequeath 28 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,840 my entire fortune to his favorite 29 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,600 charity. Think you can make me laugh, 30 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,280 Superboy?We can sure try, sir. 31 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,720 Ready, Krypto?Then let's get started. 32 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,120 What and how many are you doing with that 33 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,840 iron fence post?There's 34 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,920 nothing a super dog loves more than a 35 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,680 super pretzel. Right, Krypto? 36 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,800 Crypto! Crypto, what are you doing?Oh, 37 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,920 Crypto, you're too much. Uh.. 38 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,960 Not funny. Oh, we're just 39 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,840 getting started. So now 40 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,000 what happens?Well, now let's see. 41 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,280 Crypto, what do you say we give this poor 42 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,960 man?Another chance. 43 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,680 Okay, but first... I gotta... 44 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,440 scuff up with some... 45 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,120 I'll admit you look funny, but... 46 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,720 Just a minute. I'm not finished yet. 47 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,880 Up, up and away! 48 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,040 How's that for Super Bubble? 49 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,360 Watch out, Pipro! You're getting too 50 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,400 close to the bubble! 51 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:58,880 Ohh 52 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,240 If you're all finished, you can 53 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,120 leave now. Sorry, Superboy, but 54 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,880 you're just not funny enough. 55 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,880 I'm sorry too, Mr. Hummel. Those kids at 56 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,240 the orphanage sure could have used that 57 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,160 money. Anyhow, we tried our best, 58 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,640 Krypto. Let's go. 59 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,320 Golly, Mr. Hummel, the whole town's 60 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,080 rooting for the orphanage. If you just 61 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,240 give Superboy one more chance, maybe... 62 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,880 You're wasting your time, young fellow. 63 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,160 I'm convinced there's not a soul alive. 64 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,960 Hey. What's wrong? 65 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,120 Suddenly, as a strange distant sound 66 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,160 alerts his super-hearing, the boy of 67 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,080 steel beams his X-ray vision through the 68 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,560 ceiling, high into the sky, where a 69 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,880 meteorite streaks toward an unsuspecting 70 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,800 plane. They'll meet head-on in another 71 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,680 few seconds. What are you doing, young 72 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,880 man?What costume?This 73 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,160 is a job for Superboy. Up, up, 74 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,120 and away! 75 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:21,800 That was close. 76 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,720 Well, now my secret identity 77 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,360 is finally out, Mr. Hummel. There was no 78 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,240 time to slip away. You see, that meteor 79 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,000 was so near the plane, I just didn't have 80 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:38,480 time to... 81 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:44,480 Mr. Humble? 82 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,280 You're trying to make me think that 83 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,920 you're Superboy?You? 84 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,600 Meek, mild-mannered Clark Kent. 85 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,560 Look, Mr. Hummel. That's the 86 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,720 greatest joke of this injury. 87 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,200 Oh, oh, yes, Mr. Hummel. 88 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,680 Ohh That is funny, isn't it?Me, 89 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,400 Superboy.